Do you think like me? Please tell me if you do.
Just wondering if anyone else thinks like this. It was a blog. Well, still is, but my curiosity is getting the best of me...
Sometimes, word association entertains me. Particularly, the way it works in my own mind. Every time I hear the word "wonder", the stupid jingle from the Wonder Ball commercial gets stuck in my head. You know, the little chocolate ball with hard candy inside. Yeah. They were gross. You know what else is gross, 144. Yeah. 12 times 12 is a gross. Not sure why that word, or how it got to be the same word for a dozen dozens and disgusting. I would like a gross of garlic bread. Its addicting. Last night, I ate almost an entire loaf. Thats the thing about food people like, if its unbelievably delicious, it doesn't matter how hungry you are or aren't, you eat it. And for some reason, eating things we love obsessively make us fat. How? When you look at a candy bar, you see chocolate. Not this big gelatinous blob of future fat. How does that happen? What is it about jiggly things that make us stare? Breasts, fat people, jello, the whacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube guy. We stop and stare. Something in the jiggle and wiggle captivates us, and then, if it involves a person, we feel bad for staring. Why do people care about staring. We stare because something intrigues us. We are truly interested enough to let our eyes linger for several moments, and the object of stare freaks out. Usually you hear "Take a picture", but have you ever tried that? I have. They freak out. Its okay to look at them in person, but a moment frozen in time for you to enjoy without stalking them, no. Thats weird. So many things are considered weird. Strange food combinations, one must be pregnant to enjoy chocolate buffalo wings. If not, well, you're just weird. Its totally unacceptable for your tongue to enjoy different flavors simultaneously. Its also weird to sew your own fingers together. I do it. I don't think it hurts. Thats why I have peircings, I'm not addicted to pain. I generally stay away from things that cause me pain. Like sulfuric acid. That shit burns. I don't want that. Why would I continue to do it if it hurt? I could get fake ones. Sewing my fingers together makes me feel like a super hero. But what doesn't make me feel like a super hero is my middle finger. Yeah. All these people, offended by my finger. You know, I was born with it, and so were millions of other people. It would be strange if I didn't have one, people would feel bad for staring. I would let them take a picture though. They would stare, and then yell at their kids for doing it too. If I didn't have my middle finger, I would be handicapped (which is an oxymoron in this case), and people would feel bad for me. But since I have one, its a lewd gesture. My own fucking finger is a lewd gesture. You know whats an actual lewd gesture? Humping things. People, inanimate objects, animals. Not sexing them, just a fully clothed hump. When you do this, people laugh "Omigod! He's humping a stop sign LOL!". You're creating the image of sexing up an object or person, and its funny. But that same person could flip you off, with a finger they were born with, and HOLY CRAP!!! That was lewd! Why do people get offended? I don't. What could someone do thats so horrible, it alters the course of my life. I mean, I don't like racism. But it doesn't offend me. Its seems contradictory to be racist against racism, but thats just me. Sure, I don't understand the purpose of judgement via skin pigment. But, you know, thats just some peoples cup of tea. When you get down to it, we're all victims of something anyway. You know what I really don't understand? It may offend you. But... Male Rape. Yeah. How the hell does that work? I understand anal rape by another guy, but I'm talking a woman raping a man. Doesn't an erection need to be present? And don't you need to be aroused to have an erection? I mean, if I threaten guy rape, I usually include the components of a rubber band and a stick, to keep it up you know? But thats immature. I hate being called immature. I see so many adults. They worry, they're stressed, depressed. I know they aren't ALL like that. That would be a silly assumption, for I am an adult, and none of those things. But I'm a pervert, and thats immature. Why? Why is it funny to laugh about an innuendo? It's even funnier when its an accident. Like when you tell someone to "come on", and they absent mindedly say "Come on what?". Ha. I think thats funny. But there are those who tsk tsk. Thats immature. Because I find humor, a reason to laugh and smile, I'm immature. Because I think responsibilty is an overrated necessity. I can't be "adult" if I pay bills, live on my own, but still think the word poop is hilarious. Think about it. If you're fighting with someone, and you scream, "I don't give a SHIT!!!", the receiver of said comment is still pissed. But if you yell "I don't give a POOP!!!", odds are, the receiver of that comment will pause, and smile, yet try to keep being mad. So why is immaturity a taboo? Because, once that 18 mark hits, you're automatically supposed to know exactly what you want to do for the rest of your life, get out of your parents after being sheltered for your entire existence (I'm talking in general, I know there are cases and everyone has different experiencees). You are supposed to shit money for college, because parents making college funds is practically obsolete. You need a career, a plan, kids, a fence. For suburbian life to be perfect, you need a drunken college co-ed tyed up in your basement. Why is that? I can't help but notice, black people shoot people. Mexicans stab you, muslims blow you up, and white people torture you for months, cut off your eyelids, keep them in their wallet, slowly dismember you, and then dip you in that damn burning sulfuric acid. I hate that. I hate that when someone is walking alone, and you are running to go do something, the alone person runs too. Like you're chasing them. Because, oh yeah, adults rape each other, then mug them and kill them. We all do it. Everyone of us. So be careful when you run, we're on to you. No offense to rape victims. I truly feel for you. But it seems the cases usually happen by a friend of the family, a family member, ex-boyfriend, or something like that. I have yet to walk down the road and witness a rape in action. I suppose if I did, I would just get a hose. Can't rape all flaccid now can you? Yeah. Then I would be a super hero. Why aren't there super heroes anymore? You know, in all the new movies, the super heroes are fighting off on big bad villains. They never save helpless girls in ridiculous high heels from muggers. They don't stop burglars. They're busy chasing down a big super villain who happens to be the only one that knows his weakness. They aren't fucking super heroes. Duncan MacLeod is a super hero. He saves the women, then he sexes them up. Thats super. And, his weakness is losing his head. All he has to do is wear a metal neckbrace, and he's good. And that dude can pull a sword out of anywhere. And he always has a dark alley or abandoned building to fight in. Convenience falls at his feet. Thats a freaking super hero. Sure, he can't fly, but he can make fuck with thousands of chicks and never get an STD. I'd rather have that power. I'd also like the power to take off all of my clothes without undoing them. You know, like on a cartoon, they just throw off their whole ensemble. One swoop. Nudity. Why can't I do that? It would take away the awkwardness of pre-sex. I hate how that gets all interrupted by falling over when I'm frantically removing my shoes, socks, pants and underwear all at once. Kills the mood. Of course, we could all just be nude. I know I know, there are some people you don't want to see nude. But you know what, after you see a hideous person, you would cringe and not look again. So one moment of retinal trauma is worth it to me. We're all naked under our clothes. Especially those girls that wear itty bitty clothes. Then, when you stare a hole into them, they freak out. Stupid vagina people. I'm one of them. But I'm a stripper, so it doesn't matter to me if I'm stared at. Its my freaking job. Some people think its morally wrong to be a stripper. Its wrong to be eye candy. Its wrong because I'm inducing lust. Yeah, well, I don't think it is. If people want to pay to look at me and touch them, and they can't touch me, what's wrong with that. Nothing. Anyhting you say opposed would be a stupid configuration of wrongness. I don't break up marriages, if someone's wife were sexier, they wouldn't come to me. People choose to go, they will if I'm there or not. But I am. Its great. And its a work out. I get to wear mini clothes. Clothing is overrated. People so quickly judge you for what you wear. There are so many categories of people based off of clothing. Because I'm totally a blend of cotton, polyester, and wool. thats definitely my personality. Actually, I think my personality is more like sequined spandex. Thats just me. Though I would never wear it. I'd prefer to let disco balls to the shining. Why don't we disco anymore? There are hardly any cool dances anymore. The Charleston, The Waltz, Ballroom dancing, The Hokey Pokey (my favorite), none of these are really popular anymore, except in small circles. Now, dancing is just an erection timer. How many times can I rub my ass/boobs/face on his crotch before he gets hard. Thats my job! But everyone does it. You go to a club, and theres so much ass shaking its ridiculous. If I threw a ping pong ball into a club, it would never hit the ground. It would be ass-tennis. I digress. But from what? I don't know. But I digress anyway. I want to.
Have a good day!
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Permalink Reply by Bad Seed on -
I'd have to say...no? You sound like you could either use some professional help, some medication, or some time away from non-prescription drugs. Either that, or you're simply engaged in stream-of-consciousness gibberish-writing out of boredom. In which case, all you need is some more productive form of entertainment.
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Permalink Reply by Crystal on -
lol Even though it seemed like a stream from boredom, and I personally do not think that way, it did bring a smile to my face several times. I enjoyed reading it. lol Blessings.
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Permalink Reply by Andrew Bain on
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I find it pretty appalling that you encourage people to take prescription drugs, as if they are harmless. They aren't; they're designed to be addictive and aren't supposed to solve any problems. The big pharma companies (whose 250+ billion revenue relies on addictions) certainly don't want people getting better.
There is nothing inherently wrong with the way she thinks; just because it differs from what you deem to be the norm, doesn't mean she should take some poisonous "medications" to attempt to get rid of what you feel to be undesirable.
As for "entertainment", the vast majority of what our society deems to be "entertaining" is an exercise in numbing and rotting your mind through toxic substances (alcohol, prescription drugs, etc.), and toxic programming (television and the like).
I find it ironic that this type of behaviour is present in a Pagan/Wiccan community; the ignorance and intolerance from you is pretty disturbing.
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Permalink Reply by Mia on -
I think like that when I'm not taking my medicine lol but seriously I have a severe case of ADD and everything reminds me of everything else. If you want to calm your brain from buzzing around at 70mph & actually be able to focus you should talk to a psychiatrist who can prescribe you the right medication (but do as you wish :)
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Permalink Reply by SupremeTacos on -
I think like that. Though i wasn't able to read your entire post because of the epic size. You are probably the only other person who i have ever met who thinks just like me! My fiance says I'm crazy. Not psycho crazy, just, you know loopy crazy. I call how I think word by word thinking.
I will be talking about something and then one word will remind me of another or of something else. I will be sitting her thinking about cats and the first thing that pops into my head next is collars. And then i think, well why do people where collars. I used to where a little pink collar with spikes on it. Man i can't believe i used to wear that. Omg have you ever seen some one put on those dog collars that shock people!? I saw a guy on Youtube do it! It was SOOO funny! OMG youtube! I love watching music videos on youtube. I like watching LadyGaGa she is crazy. She has awesome clothes. I love clothes. I like to watch Project runway cause of all those clothes. Heidi Klum has A LOT of kids. She is like the Duggers. Damn the Duggers have a shit ton of kids! Their house has a full restaurant kitchen. I work in a restaurant. One of the cooks name is Gino. Damn he is a dick. I can;t wait until he quits on Friday. Friday i have nothing to do. I wonder if i should try to fix my vacuum. Toms allergies are bad cause of all the cat hair. I need to stop. This could go on FOREVER.
You aren't alone. There is nothing wrong with how we think but it will cause a few problems. It has taken me a little longer to get down visualization techniques cause every time i would think of one thing another would try to pop into my head.
We don't need medication. I was on Ritalin/Concerta in random patches from 9 to 19. I did betetr OFF them. Don't let them give you that shit! As long as we learn to keep it under control why do they need to drug us up? Not as many people need drugs as they try to force on them.
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Permalink Reply by Kaymin Maupin on -
Sure I think like this... If this took you two or so days to write hahaha
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Pharma is a 250 billion+ dollar industry in America. Their ideal is to have every person consuming as many prescription drugs as possible, without being enough to kill them (too quickly).
Almost every mental "problem" can be cured through expansion of your understanding, or through you learning ways to overcome it and deal with it. I think a mind such as yours, one which seems to readily make many connections, could be very good at learning if you were dealing with subject matter which does not bore you. You seem to function with a very strong right brain; most people in society are dominant in their left brain, which is more ordered and sequential. It also does not connect information together (it isn't meant to), so people that are left-brain-dominant will tend to learn via memorization and not association. The latter is the better way for bigger-picture understandings, though the logical left brain is useful in understanding the details you're trying to fit together.
There's certainly nothing wrong with you, if anything I would say you've to a degree broken free of constraining ways of thinking that our society tries to program into people in order to make them better slaves. There's room to refine it through mental exercises, certainly, but drugs would be an insane "solution" to a non-existent problem. People think differently, and frankly the way you think can be much more effective than the norm.
Within the norm, you get generations of people that don't really know anything. People simply aren't given the tools in mainstream education to develop their brain the way it is supposed to function (with the left and right hemispheres working in unity); as a result, people are mostly ignorant of any given subject. They don't have the tools to understand the true nature of reality, because they're filled with meaningless nonsense; to make matters worse, you have the corrupt pharmaceutical industry incessantly trying to further numb you and shut off your higher mental functions using drugs.
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Permalink Reply by Desert Rose (Tasha) on -
I think like this sometimes, to an extent. It may not go on and on and seem to other like incessant babbling, but I do sometimes have one thought lead to another and another. Nothing wrong with it. I actually enjoyed reading your post and got a couple of good giggles out of it. =)
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Permalink Reply by Autumn Rayne on -
I really enjoyed this post. It was humorous and hit so many truths at the same time. Thank you for posting. BB
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Permalink Reply by Jai Kalaith'neantak on -
Yeah. Sorta getting that paranoid delusional feel from you mate. Maybe you should see a doctor about that. Get some *ahem* medication. I find it pretty disturbing that this sort of hypocritical nonsense to come out in a Pagan/Wiccan community, especially an internet forum based one. ...and toxic programming (television and the like).
Maybe an introduction to the modern era would help. We'll sit you down in front of a TV, put some good shows and movies on for you. Maybe a nice cold beer. And some sedatives to deal with that nauseating sense of righteousness you have.
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Permalink Reply by Leisha (Mrs. Goat) on
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What I"m troubled by is not the stream-of-consciousness rambling, as I think that many younger folks embrace this form of expression fairly often. What I am troubled by is that this would be publicly put out by someone who is currently seeking students within the Craft community for formal training. Call me old-school, but I believe that Craft teachers should be held to a higher standard of decorum and professionalism than just laity. A post like this, although very valid for a solitary practitioner opting to ramble incoherently (whether there are any accurate points made or not) crumbles away the potential for being taken seriously as a skilled Craft teacher...and I don't think that is fair to the individual in question to be judged for years now based on what apparently was a frivolous whim of poorly executed personal expression.
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Permalink Reply by Fantumofthewinds on -
I think child you need a hole lot of help. MP
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