The Witch is in!

more humor for everyone!!!

Listen to the words of the Great Mall Mother, who of old was called Bargain Basement Shopper, Flea Market Browser, and The Half-Off Sale Spotter:

"Whenever you have need of anything, or simply have an irresistible urge to spend money, once a month, or more often if your credit limit permits, and better it be when your charge card isn't overextended, you shall assemble in a huge place called The Mall, to adore the Spirit of Spending, AKA The Gre

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My brother and his wife have seperated and are more than likely getting a divorce. She has decided she wants nothing to do with any of the things that she left in Denver, including the 2 Boxers they have. So, my husband and myself agreed that we'd take them to keep them together and if we can't keep them we'd find them a home that could take both. We have until before August to get them from Denver, Co to the Greater Pittsburgh area in Pennsylvania....and i don't know how to get them here. i'm t… Continue

As we all know, WWJD? is "What Would Jesus Do?" Now we have:

WWAD? A= Artemis- Turn him into a stag to be torn apart by his barking poodle.
WWAD? A= Athena- Stare him down (Then beat the crap out of them... in a logical manner.)

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April 1: Finalize guestlist for Beltane shindig. Decide that Al Gore will be the May King this year, seeing as Bill was it last year. Cross off Monica as possible May Queen, considering the fiasco from last year. Perhaps Janet Reno would consent to being May Queen this year? Have my people contact her people.

April 2: Check jousting fields out back and mow. Meet with vet at noon for inspection of destiers.

April 3: Confirm the Skyclad Strolling Minstrels for the party. Make paper for B… Continue

1. When you use a flame-thrower to light the altar candles.

2. When your athame has a bayonet attachment to fit on your M-16.

3. When your robe is made of camouflage material.

4. When your cakes & wine come from MRE's.

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