There is a lot of confusion in this country about freedom. Dumb rednecks and Tea Partiers often cite that ‘Murica is free. What they think they mean by that is the freedom to say whatever they like, or worship the Christian god in any fashion they’d like. This leads folks like Ted Nugent to think that public expressions of a desire to murder a public official he disagrees with is protected by the Constitution. ‘Muricans are free to murder Hillary Clinton with their…Continue
I recently managed to twist myself up into an unpleasant Gordian Knot of ethics. Not surprisingly, over nude pictures; specifically those of Christina Hendricks, whose cell phone was hacked. I gather this also happened to someone else famous who wasn't on Firefly so I don't care. I will not for a moment pretend that I'm the sort of man who is above letting his dick do his thinking for him and reaping the cost of what I've sown later. I strive for honesty, and that would be just as bare…Continue
I haven't written a blog in quite some time. The problem isn't that I don't have anything left to say - I'm not entirely sure even death would be sufficient to shut me the hell up. Its that like many things in my life, I've gotten bored with it. Boredom and me do not mix well - I get all mopey rather than doing something useful like doing something. In fact, I think my people skills evolved out of a desire not to be bored (or more accurately, to get laid, which in my book is the…Continue
Alone, in snowy wastes did Bjorj travel for seven days and seven nights, for the lights were against him
Across the windswept parking lot of many a bleak and forlorn hardware store did Bjorj wander
Then Lo! Did he at last come upon the beacon of his quest
I shall feast, and slay the clerk who gardeth yon lightbulb, then I shall have desert!
Said he, then did he begin the feast upon fries of golden quality, and a burger of questionable meat, won under an arch as…Continue