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May 2008 Blog Posts (183)

Circile Ettiquette

Never summon Anything you can't banish.



Never put asafoetida on the rocks in the sweat lodge.



Do not blow your nose on the sleeve of your neighbor's robe during an initation.



Do not attempt to walk more than 10 paces while wearing all of your ritual jewelry, dream bags and crystals at the same time.



When proposing to initiate someone, do not mention the Great Rite, leer, and say, "Hey, your trad or mine?"



Never laugh at someone skyclad.… Continue

Added by Solstice Witchbane on May 31, 2008 at 10:11pm — 1 Comment

You Might Be a Redneck Pagan IF.....

If you think "widdershins" refers to the calves of the bereaved lady next door....

If you think fetch deer is a command you give yer dawg....

If you think a goblet is a young turkey....

If you think Drawing Down the Moon means demolishing the outhouse....

If you call your coven mates "Bud" and "Sis"....

If you think a Great Rite is turning onto County Road 13....

If your Quarter candles smell like kerosene....

If you pronounce "athame" as "athaym" and… Continue

Added by Solstice Witchbane on May 31, 2008 at 10:07pm — 2 Comments

Coven Pecking Order

High Priest : Leaps tall buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water and dictates policy to God.



3rd Degree Initiate : Leaps short buildings in a single bound, more poweful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water...if the sea is calm and talks to God.



2nd Degree Initiate : Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds, is faster than a BB, more… Continue

Added by Solstice Witchbane on May 31, 2008 at 10:04pm — No Comments

Infamous Lightbulb Jokes!!!

How many Dianic Wiccans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

> Just one, and it's NOT FUNNY!!!



How many Dianics does it take to change a light bulb?

> (any large number here) -- One to change the light bulb, one to prepare the environmental impact statement, and the rest to

do a self-criticism afterwords...



How many years does it take a Dianic Wiccan to change a lightbulb?

> You can change it whenever you are empowered to do so.



How… Continue

Added by Solstice Witchbane on May 31, 2008 at 10:01pm — 1 Comment

The History of Medicine (Pagan Humor)

2000 B.C. E. - Here, eat this root

1000 C.E. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.

1850 C.E. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.

1940 C.E. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.

1985 C.E. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.

2000 C.E. - That antibiotic doesn't work anymore. Here, eat this root.

Added by Solstice Witchbane on May 31, 2008 at 9:59pm — 2 Comments

Learning more and more each day

Well I have finally found a table for my altar, although it is not very big it is sturdy. I forgot that I had it on he back porch and relized that I could use it for my altar. It is strudy with a marble top. I bought it a couple of years ago for 3.00. Now it sits in my living room. Now I just have to get my altar supplies. Slowly I am starting to feel I am ready to start casting a circle and take it from there.
Those are my thoughts for this warm day in PA.

Added by Debbie on May 31, 2008 at 8:27pm — No Comments

Rivier wash

Well, I had a bad day today, school stuff mostly.

So I wanted to get it off my mind, so I went walking down in my front lawn.

We have a creek that runs right in our property, and me, loving the water, laid down in it.

I know, crazy right? Cloths and all.

I just... walked in the middle of it without even thinking and laid down.

When I was looking up the sky was clear and there was shade from the trees and there leaves where sooo green.

I laid there for what seemed… Continue

Added by Lilith on May 30, 2008 at 4:24pm — 2 Comments

Leaving the darkness

Leaving the Darkness





Light begins to flicker past



the darkness of my heart



I see where in just a few more moments of pain



I will be free



Hope beckons to me from the light



the darkness slowly begins to lift



I fear leaving the warm dark that I know



What I believe is love



But real love will blind me as I emerge



from this dungeon of my heart



Once the old is released new and… Continue

Added by Isis Mama (Crystal) on May 30, 2008 at 1:56pm — No Comments

Plane of Bliss

Plane of Bliss





Pain resonates through layers



Vibrations sending impulses



of anguish and agony.







Exhaustion of moving the clock



that tells no time



Falling into the endless abyss







How to get out?



How to call out?







Knowing that to have all



is to let all go



RELEASE and say goodbye







Is more strength spent holding… Continue

Added by Isis Mama (Crystal) on May 30, 2008 at 1:55pm — No Comments

Awakening the Hidden Goddess

Awakening the Hidden Goddess





Ancient whispers blow past



My skin melts to their touch



The oneness reaches something deep



Within my Divine stillness







Feel feel feel



Use all the senses



There are no words



Just a deep reckoning







A calmness sets in



A feeling of Home



To be Whole and Present



is to be Divine







Colors become… Continue

Added by Isis Mama (Crystal) on May 30, 2008 at 1:52pm — No Comments

I need some help!

know isnt it weird but everyone needs help now and then. . .

well heres my dilemma. my fiance's step-dad just got back from a year in a correctional institution. i feel as though hes gonna break up the family. The fights, the yelling. I'm about to go insane. I dont want my fiance to hate his dad but the guy is really making it hard for me to like him. He constantly tells me to my face that im a dishwasher and wooey we go into a fight about that. then cory ( my fiance ) caught him staring… Continue

Added by Seeker Katelyn on May 30, 2008 at 1:52pm — 5 Comments

Do I go or stay??

Life rolls in & out

swelling, cresting, receding



The froth of happiness

riding each great wave



Undersurrents of pain

hidden beneath



Gently rolling back & forth

back & forth



Coolness covers my feet

sand settles between my toes



Filtered warmth reaches to me

from covered skies



A slight shadow I folow

whats left of my soul



Why sadness permeates when

only beauty… Continue

Added by Isis Mama (Crystal) on May 30, 2008 at 1:49pm — No Comments

Reasons Why I Quited Teaching Wicca 101

I taught the facts and realities of wicca all my life I truly felt the satisfaction then till:

1. There was a student that started casting spells on people that he wants to have for himself.

2. When co teacher started taking in all my students and telling me to buzz off when he is about to leave he told me that the students are all his and left me with nothing but just me another co teacher and 1 student.

3. When a student started acting like the king of the world after being…
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Added by Lady Dana, hptss on May 30, 2008 at 7:38am — No Comments

Thanks!

My thanks goes out to wiccans and pagans for helping me find peace with an aspect of my past

that Christianity never could. Lately, memories are crowding me in a surreal way but I am grateful

that what I have learned in my path to learn about wicca has been a healing refuge when this

occurs. Blessed be.

Added by DJWonder on May 30, 2008 at 2:49am — No Comments

Oh what to do what to do

A short list of all that I need to get fixed.....and don't know how



1. My electric is due to get shutoff the 2nd ($300) I don't have the money. My husband gets paid at noon that day but the electric company needs it before 9.



2. My rent is due 8th ($141) not a big deal we may have that money and my lanlord is pretty flexible. Plus hopefully we will get our stimulus check by then.....which we should.



3. Hope I don't lose my insurance next month. I have a catscan… Continue

Added by sixgunquota on May 29, 2008 at 10:24am — 2 Comments

Sabbats & Esbats

Article Originally Published: http://www.themagickshop.com/Sabbats.html











There are 8 Sabbats that make up the Wheel of the Year. The Sabbats are solar, seasonal and represent the cycle of birth, life, death and rebirth. These days are…
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Added by GothicRavenGoddess on May 28, 2008 at 10:00pm — No Comments

Looking

I'm lreletively new to wicca and looking to be a celtic wiccan or druid. I've been lookin at different sites when i can. Some have helped some haven't. I am part irish and would like to get in touch with my roots. I have a BOS and writing in as much as i can when I can. If you have any suggestions or comments they would be greatly appreciated.

Added by Brina on May 28, 2008 at 8:14pm — No Comments

MY DAD HAS CANCER

Hi my sister and brother



I found out about 3 weeks ago that my dad has lung cancer, has started taken med for it and 3



weeks after that he was tell that he has cancer thew out his body, He went back to the doc. today and they told



my dad that he has about 3 to 6 months left to live..... I feel so helpness, why because i know that there is nothing



no one can do, i can just be there and love him through out he days lefts... Well need to go now and write… Continue

Added by Cindy on May 28, 2008 at 5:45pm — No Comments

Sending Yourself Sunshine















Sending Yourself Sunshine
Good Thoughts For The Day When things go wrong, it is easy to get into a bad mood, and that bad mood has a way of spiraling out and affecting our life for days to come. In the same way, when we feel badly about ourselves, we tend to act in ways that have repercussions,…
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Added by GothicRavenGoddess on May 28, 2008 at 5:00pm — No Comments

Legend Of The Dreamcatcher















Long ago when the world was young, an old lakota spiritual leader was on a high mountain and had a vision. In his vision, Iktomi, the great trickster and teacher of wisdom, appeared in the form of a spider. Iktomi spoke to him in a scared language that only the spiritual leaders of the Lakota could understand.



As he spoke Iktomi, the spider, took the…
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Added by GothicRavenGoddess on May 28, 2008 at 3:30pm — No Comments

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